Every time I forget the one sister’s name. Clearly, that isn’t a good sign. It’s not l like I hate all of the characters. It just seems like they are taking things in a direction that seems more like a show ending. It’s just very strange and it doesn’t help having all those SJW cringe moments although this one didn’t have any. Am I getting immune to them so I didn’t notice anything during this episode?
It turns out that I have six more to go after this episode so that’s going to take about three and a half weeks to get through it. The decision will be official once the finale is watched although as of right now I kinda doubt I’ll change my mind about me not watching season three although it is possible I might. It just seems very unlikely since I don’t particularly like it and don’t really like the sisters in this version. It’s just very blah. I do like Macey and I kinda like Maggie but Mel is pretty forgettable. I don’t even remember this Ruby chick. Why does she have her door open? Is she magical? Does she not know about the insanity that’s going on in that town right now?
Jimmy wants to meet up with Harry. The girls aren’t thrilled about him wanting to go along but he’s no dummy since he goes to Abby for backup and asks her to kill him if just in case he can’t make the magic sucking bottle thing work. Why not put Harry back together? Maybe they could get their hands on Toth’s creepy stick thing. Maybe someone is selling it on eBay. Willow was able to get an urn so why the fuck not? But of course, she wants a night with him. Girl that’s just sad. Wonder if she still thinks she’s not a monster although it was pretty much her only option in the circumstances. I have no idea if they were humans or demons. Color me confused. Where are the fucking demons? The real Charmed had demons coming out of their ears.
Macey is trying to get some black amber to get her magic back but that idea goes south when Maggie sets off an alarm. GIrls, you really should know better than to fuck around with your secret lair since it can turn on you and go all Psychotic Alexa. They start revealing their secrets and finally, Macey comes clean about Lucas er I mean Parker. Just another sign that this show is not clicking with me. It’s one thing to stumble over names when watching the first few episodes but this is halfway into season two. I’m still wondering where Ruby came from but Mel mentions that she’s doing her. That was just weird and so awkward when Ruby’s roommates came into the bedroom to watch TV. Do people actually do that? It’s so odd. Well, color me not shocked that Maggie was relieved that Parker was dead because she didn’t have to deal with it. I assume he’s still rotting in a cell somewhere and Darken Rahl is dead. I should give that a rewatch which is fitting since I’m working my way through the series which gets pretty damn dark.
While the girls are having fun at the lair with Alexa things get strange when Harry and Abby find a town that’s frozen. Hello did Piper stop by? Yes, I admit she’s my favorite. It turns out that a little girl did it because she got scared when some people showed up to try to extract her. When someone is saying extraction that’s your cue to skedaddle unless you’re Sydney Bristow and need help out of whatever crazy sitch you’ve landed in while on the job. Is Abby as evil as she wants us to think or is she trying to score points with Harry? She offers to stay behind while Harry takes what’s her name. Did she get a name? I don’t remember and I just watched the episode. I think the heat has eaten my brain along with this year just being a dumpster fire not to mention me going out at seven this morning to get to the grocery store to avoid as many people as possible. She ends up killing the guys who are trying to shoot her with kryptonite. Why does the Darklighter poison look like something from Smallville?
Harry decides to have a chat with Jimmy. Did I remember him having that name? Nope, I did not. He’s still Harry just like Xander was still Xander when he was split in two at the garbage dump. I think he should just put himself back together although I think doing that will strip him of his powers. It’s not like he can orb like a real Whitelighter and he certainly can’t sense anyone since he gave the little girl who may or may not have a name got his phone number. Leo was a much better Whitelighter. He sensed when his charges were in danger and would answer when they called for the most part. Jimmy is being used as a tool to get power from magical beings. He mentioned a talisman. I’m not sure what that is because apparently when it comes to this show any info that goes in one ear goes out the other lickety-split. I have no idea what I just said.
Macey is thinking she’s in love with Harry which makes sense since she knows him and they are kinda cute together. I pegged them as the knock off Piper and Leo. No offense you two since I do like you both. Why would she like the one she doesn’t know although both of them makeup Harry but thinking about shit like that gives me a migraine and I don’t need a migraine. I recommend avoiding them if possible. A Bluelight is awesome. I might look into glasses while watching TV, after all, I do spend a bit of time watching TinyKittens. How can I resist them? After the girls bare all they go into a chamber that has green leaves and the black amber. I knew amber came in black and green already since I’ve seen it in jewelry.
Before Macey can drink from the chalice some chick from the Charmed line shows up looking like she came from Ancient Greece or possibly Rome. At least Macey didn’t have to fight anyone to drink the chalice full of Mountain Dew. The chick who showed up was a barrel of laughs. She told them they were basically fucked since the sisters always end up the same way when it comes to the Power Of Three. Bitch I guess you’ve never heard of the Halliwells. They got to live their lives and have children and grandchildren. I am still baffled about why they didn’t go that route since they already had the three names of Piper and Leo’s kids. People seem to forget about Melinda but I’ve always thought she was just the youngest instead of the oldest when Piper when to the future to save Phoebe from being burned at the stake. After doing some thinking Macey decided to drink the Mountain Dew and voila her powers are back.
If you’ve read this entire post I thank you for that. I just like getting stuff off my chest so join me if you dare as I continue to watch the remaining episodes of this show. Tomorrow I will be doing the poem inspired by the episode unless I do something else but it will probably be the poem since that’s just the easiest for me since I have a weird definition of poetry.