Woke Up

She opened her right eye and closed it. It was so bright. She opened both eyes.

“Dan?”

She touched the bed but couldn’t feel anything. She closed her eyes and opened them again. The room was bright white. It was so bright.

“Where am I?”

Roseanne opened her eyes again and looked around. She appeared to be in a hospital room. She noticed that she was strapped down to the bed.

“What the hell is going on here?”

The door opened and a doctor walked in.

“How are we doing this morning?”

Roseanne glared at the doctor.

“I’m strapped to a bed. How do you think I’m doing?”

The Conners: Keep On Truckin’

Since I decide what I do and don’t do I decided to check this out. It was odd. There was just a really strange feel to the show. It didn’t seem to flow as smoothly as it usually does if that makes sense. Maybe it is just a matter of getting used to the big gaping hole that Roseanne left. I didn’t know what to expect but my curiosity was what decided me on checking the show out. I’m not part of the Borg. I make my own decisions.

Anyhoo John didn’t look so good. Is he sick? Or is it just part of his acting? He just seems like he’s really sick or something like he’s not long for this world. I hope I’m wrong about that. I did enjoy his scenes with Mark. Uh did they get a new kid? Or did the kid dye his hair which makes him look different? I just think it was a different kid. It was sweet when Dan talked to Mark about the two boys he liked. I would totally pick Enrique if I was Mark.

It was just very strange because for the most part no one seemed sad that Roseanne was dead. There were moments when it seemed to come through but most of the time it was just jokes made that the audience made seem funnier than they actually were with the laughter. Did that make sense? I’m typing this up after having just watched the show so it is possible that I’m not as coherent as I would be earlier in the day and I did take my medication that I’m technically supposed to take right before I get into bed well one of the pills is for that purpose.

I just thought Roseanne would die during surgery but nope she died after the surgery. She overdosed on pills. Looks like Marcy’s getting blamed although Rosie was getting pills from multiple neighbors. Damn I wish I had neighbors to give me pills. Oops did I just say that? Harris annoyed me but I was never really a fan of her when she was introduced in the first place although I think looks-wise she does look like Sara. I would be totally fine if she was sent to the basement like that one kid on Family Matters who just vanished one day.

At least Dan got a free beer but sadly Chuck didn’t. I wonder if he’s still on Grey’s Anatomy. I stopped watching. Cristina was my favorite character and it just wasn’t the same without her and I didn’t really like the new characters. Dan put a sign on his car blaming Marcy for Roseanne’s death and she was all guilt ridden but they are totally going to keep blaming her since Becky found a bottle of pills in the closet. Whoops she didn’t get those pills. See if you find a bottle don’t tell anyone unless you don’t want to keep it.

I did enjoy Jackie too. She was a total mess which is understandable. Bev was just I don’t know what to say about her. It was kinda amusing that Jackie accidentally stabbed Darlene in the shoulder when they were hugging. Yay she found a spot for the coffee machine. Putting it on the table just wouldn’t work unless you put a socket in the floor. Is that what you call it? That thing with the holes in it that you plug stuff into? I just blank on the most random of shit at times. I will tentatively watch it to see if it gets less awkward. I just don’t know if it will have the power to stay on without Roseanne. Jackie can come over to my place if she wants to do some grief cleaning. Does it really take that long to dry when you do whatever she was doing to the couch? I thought she was vacuuming it.